HBO SUNDAY REVIEW August 23, 2009

True Blood - New World In My View: I'm going to say a very bold statement now. Even though, I ended up watching last week's episode "Timebomb" 4 times (Once during air, once on demand, then on wednesday it was on HBO 3 and then immediately in HD on regular HBO and I was bored so I kept watching...I know I have no life, deal with it) not only was this episode the best of the season (so far, still got TWO MORE EPISODES UNTIL THE SEASON IS OVER!!!) but I think it was the best episode of the series. This episode was so intense, funny, and had such a great flow. THE ONLY problem I could say about it was it was TOO SHORT. It ended at 9:46 according the my phone. It was such a tease, but than again, the less you get, the more you want, which is PERFECT for the buildup of the last 2 episodes of the season.

There was NEVER a dull moment in the episode. It was a pleasure to be back in Bon Temps and out of Dallas (Dallas was starting to get dull to me and I wanted Sookie and the gang to get out of Dallas already and fuck Maryann's day up.)

There is a nice cliffhanger (I'm not going to say WHAT) for next week to keep you tuned in. If you haven't watch it yet and you're reading this, wait until midnight when on demand has it available to watch and WATCH IT.

I am going to be truly sad when this season ends and I have to wait until NEXT SUMMER for the show.

I'm not going to even ask if I would watch this episode again because it's a no brainer, YES!!!

Hung - Thith Ith a Prothetic or You Cum Just Right: Another good episode of Sex and Humor all combined into a 30 minute episode. This week of the show was probably the funniest episode of the season as the main character Ray gets into a fun discussion with his ex-wife's husband about how he managed to get a girl like his ex? Simply implied, Ronny, the husband of Ray's ex-wife, flaunted he was RICH AS FUCK and managed to get a trophy wife. Ronny's reaction was priceless as Ray was asking him innocently, "Ronny, how did you manage to get a woman like my wife...ex-wife I mean?"

The client Ray gets involved with in this episode, Horny Patty, during their scene in the hotel starts rambling to Ray about her life and blah blah blah Let's Fuck. Ray's facial expression, stunned, taken back, like WHOA where that came out of fucking left field, but hilarious, just watch it, you'll understand more if you see it rather then me blab or blog or whatever the fuck I'm doing.

Would I watch this episode again on demand or replay?: You bet your ass I would.


Entourage - No More Drama: I don't know if this episode was as good as last week's...but it definitely was much funnier. Vince deals with a possible break-in and nothing is missing...except his boxers...which leads him onto going out to buy some guns for protection. This is the first episode in awhile that actually gives Vince somewhat of a bigger role, since his character for the most part this season has been kept more hidden in the shadows of Ari and Drama's humor and E's career (that was probably a run-on sentence, but I don't care).

Drama spends the episode fighting for his spot on the show back while E finds the joy of working in his new job. We meet Scott Caan playing Scott the angry agent who already has a hard-on for E. Should be an interesting conflict for the next few episodes of the season. Bob Saget has a guest appearance on the show, and he is fucking hilarious. It's Bob Saget, enough said.

Only problem with the episode, Ari was in the show for about a minute...maybe two...kind of sad. But he should be back in a bigger role next week. I'm pumped.

Should I watch this episode on demand or replay?: If you need a laugh, totally. It's good.

Until Next Week...


COMING SOON: SHOWTIME SUNDAY!!!!!

What is Showtime Sunday you ask? It's a little show called DEXTER and CALIFORNICATION. Haven't watched them yet? THEY'RE ON DEMAND. ALL OF DEXTER and 2nd season of Californication for sure. Get your ass caught up on those shows, especially Dexter since it is extremely addictive. Maybe even more addictive than True Blood...

Bold statement coming from a bold man...right...good night...

MOVIE REVIEW: Inglourious Basterds

When I heard this movie was coming out and watched the teaser with Brad Pitt and that odd accent, I knew immediately I wanted to see this movie. Sadly, the movie wasn't coming out until August 21, 2009, the very end of summer when generally the last stretch of summer consists of weak films.

LUCKILY this film does not fall into the category of weak summer movies at the end. This is not only a very very good film, but an extremely entertaining film that you don't usually get to see during summer. Summer generally consists of the popcorn blockbusters and you expect to be entertained, but not really see filmmaking at some of its finest. Quentin Tarrantino creates a revenge fantasy of Jewish soldiers coming together and killing Nazis. Taking their scalps as a token of their kill and going after Hitler.

Obviously with the film being made by Tarrantino, it's extremely violent, yet extremely humorous at times. The movie is setup like Kill Bill Vol. 1 & 2 as the film's storyline is divided into several chapters. And, like Kill Bill, it delivers both violence and humor.

The movie runs a bit over 2 and a half hours, but it is WELL WORTH IT. I highly recommend seeing this movie ASAP. It's such a weird feeling sitting in the theater and listen and watch the audience cheer as people are being brutally killed in a movie...mainly because it's Nazi's, but it's still an interesting experience. Go see it.



So my review of the movie: 4.5 out of 5.

Would I recommend seeing it?: Why haven't you seen it already? I would have been there for the midnight showing, but I had to be up at 6am that day...

Would I see this movie again in theaters?: I think I'm going again sometime this week or weekend. So to answer that question, YES.

Would I buy this movie on blu-ray?: Ignoring the fact that the blu-rays that Tarrantino has released have been terrific and look great, I have no doubt this will look and sound good. But the movie is THAT GOOD that it is a MUST for the Blu-ray collection, especially mine.

Would I buy this movie on DVD?: If I have it on blu-ray...no...but my mother will most likely get it on DVD since I have not convinced her to get the blu-rays yet...sad I know.

Would I rent it?: If I were you and missed it in theaters, YES, ASAP.

Would I watch it on TV?: Only premium channels to get that full violence the film is supposed to portray. Regular cable would be pointless to watch this movie on. Check it out before you say to yourself, "Hey, the movie is on HBO tonight, let's watch it! I've never seen it!" NEVER should you be at that point, go see it!

Would I buy the movie poster: I actually have considered it and looked around online. The movie is that good that a poster would be fitting. The posters look great as well, it would be an awesome poster for me to hang in my house a part of that collection of mine as well.

MOVIE REVIEW: The Goods: Live Hard, Sell Hard

The Goods: Live Hard, Sell Hard is starring a great MOT (member of the Tribe) Jeremy Piven playing Ari Gold as a car salesman. Has a fun supporting cast including that Asian guy from Knocked Up and The Hangover (he's popping up in EVERYTHING now), Ving Rhames, David Koechner, Ed Helms, and much more.

This movie thrives upon it's one liners that are so random you start laughing hysterically. The story is simple, a car salesman needs to have a HUGE sales weekend during the 4th of July. HE hasn't sold cars in quite sometime, the only way to sell cars is to get Jeremy Piven's team to help move cars since he's Don Ready, he sells fuckin' cars. If they don't sell THE ENTIRE LOT by the end of the weekend, they lose the lot to their competition.

To save the rest of the story from coming out...I'll tell you my thoughts...

I enjoyed the movie. I didn't really have much expectations when I went to see it. It was funny, I was entertained, I laughed. But I don't think I'd run to see it again anytime soon nor do I believe the film is going to be that funny a 2nd time around. (The Hangover is just as funny if not funnier than the first time). It's a short movie, you don't realize it. I don't know if that's a good thing or bad thing. If you want a quick cheap laugh, The Good is Good for you.

I'm really sorry for that awful Pun. I didn't want to put that, but frankly it's the easiest thing to write for this.

So my review of the movie: 3.5 out of 5

Would I recommend seeing this movie?: See it once, get a laugh, that's about it.

Would I see this movie again in theaters?: Nope. Not worth it for the hour and a half length and $10 ticket value.

Would I buy this on Blu-ray?: No, the quality on blu-ray probably won't be anything that special that you'd need to rush to buy it on blu-ray, let alone many special features that would be necessary on blu-ray.

Would I buy this on DVD?: MAYBE. If I did, I'd consider buying it at Blockbuster pre-owned.

Would I rent it?: Netflix would be nice to see it one more time.

Would I watch it on cable?: Only on premium channels since they'll censor out the rest.

Would I buy the movie poster?: No, it doesn't look good or would fit for me...

HBO SUNDAY REVIEW August 16, 2009

TRUE BLOOD - I Will Rise Up: Last night's episode started out so intense I almost started convulsing on the floor. Right before the opening credits started, holy shit I was freaking out at HOW AWESOME THE EPISODE WAS GOING. After the first view, I was a little letdown by the end of the episode as the end (I will not give what happened away) kind of trailed off. Though, I keep thinking about the episode over and over and maybe a little bit of the combination of next week, I'm liking it more and more. ONLY 3 EPISODES LEFT, very depressing. This episode has left a great deal of buildup for these final three episodes. If you have missed anything, CATCH UP NOW. Next week, shit hits the fan.

Lastly, Lafayette finally came back to form as from season 1 as his character this season has been on the DL.

Should I watch the episode for a 2nd time on demand or Tivo?: YES, I'll probably do it tomorrow at the rate I'm going though...

Hung - Doris is Dead or Are We Rich or Are We Poor?: I know a lot of people have not been a huge fan of this show since everyone is fascinated by Entourage and addicted to True Blood. Last night's episode I think was one of the better ones of the season. Thomas Jane tries to work his game and pretty much fails miserably. I think it's hilarious, but that's me. I like how he is trying to start real relationships at the same time he tries to be a male prostitute and have "relationships".

Best part, he bangs his neighbor and expects to get paid...and he doesn't...I just love that.

Next week looks pretty good. Hope they keep it up!

Should I watch it for a 2nd time on demand or Tivo: Already did before I wrote it.

Entourage - Murphy's Lie: This is a ballsy statement, but I think this is the best episode of the season. It's not the funniest, but it's a pretty serious episode with a bit of humor which is GREAT. Humor = (Johnny) Drama. Drama = well...(Johnny) Drama. Ari this season being a mentor to almost EVERYONE in the show I think is a great thing for his character this season. His freakouts are classic and lines like, "Did you sign that client with his pen or his cock?" Great comic timing.

This episode has led to pretty much shit hitting the fan for many of the characters on the show. Drama was amazing this episode. His confrontation with his boss is the reason I'm watching the episode again right now. So, I'll save you the should I watch this again. It's an amazing episode, definitely watch it.

I was reading a review of Entourage on CNN and they mentioned someone felt this season was going stale...as if the other past few seasons weren't...this season is the best season of Entourage behind season 2. So the blogger on CNN needs to get their head out their ass.

Until next HBO Sunday...come on by all are welcome. Bring snacks though...

HBO SUNDAY REVIEW August 9, 2009

HBO has delivered an incredible Sunday night TV Lineup that starts at 9pm with True Blood, 10pm Hung, and 10:30pm Entourage.  

I'm not going to have time to COMPLETELY review each of the seasons entirely, so I'll talk about them up to their current point and share my thoughts with you.  

Let's begin ladies and gents...

TRUE BLOOD - Last night's episode "Timebomb" was a very entertaining one indeed.  My only problem was the week before showed WAY TOO MUCH in the preview for this episode giving away a lot of potential surprises.  Everything happens rather quickly in this episode, but all develops well in the season.  The war is about to begin until Godric stops everyone, humans and vampires, from killing each other.  Really, if Godric didn't say anything, maybe one vampire would have died and every human would be dead.  The episode ends with a nice, "Oh shit, what the hell is going to happen next week?!"  I don't want to describe the entire episode, just go watch it ASAP.  This episode was good, this entire season has been great.  It's extremely addictive as the first season was.  I wish there was more Lafayette in the show since he was one of the fan favorites from last season.  

Should I watch the episode for a 2nd time on demand or Tivo?:  I already have because I liked it a lot.  

HUNG - HBO's newest show has been one of the more unique shows on television.  Last night's episode "Doris is Dead or Are we Rich or Are We Poor?" was good as well last night.  The episode focused on the relationship of Ray and his pimp and Ray and his new, INTERESTING client who pays him to be in a fantasy life with her.  As Ray becomes more fond of his client, his pimp begins to become jealous.  Meanwhile, Ray's two kids and wife are introduced to his pimp (unknown to them) and his new love interest, who, at the end of the episode, he confesses he wants to be more than just client and gigolo.  

For it's first season, the show has been doing very well developing the characters and following a consistent story.  It may take a little while to develop the storyline, but it's much better when it takes its time rather than force it.  It got renewed for a 2nd season along with Entourage and True Blood getting all renewed for another season which is great news.  

Should I watch the episode for a 2nd time on demand or Tivo?:  You can if you have nothing to do.  It's short enough if you need to pass the time.  And the end of the episode is priceless when Ray kisses the woman he's in love with while his family and pimp watch in awe.  PRICELESS, watch it for that reason, best part of the episode.

ENTOURAGE: Last night's episode "FORE!" was a great filler episode for the show.  BUT WHY WAS IT SO SHORT?!  I don't know, it upsets me as well.  Several people sent me texts as to why the episode was so short, but I still wasn't sure.  Only thing I can say is greatness comes in smaller doses, ask me, I'll explain later in detail.  It's a great filler episode that is meant simply for laughs with little to no movement in the major plot.  Though, this episode still comes a distant 2nd to the best filler episode of Entourage ever, The Day Fuckers (the one where Eric and Turtle have to have sex with a girl by the end of the day for $5,000).  It's sad that Ari is still on the outs with Mrs. Ari since of his good ol' friend Andrew, who in my opinion will not last into next season (no, he's not gonna get clipped like someone would on The Sopranos, I was thinking more of the line of getting fired).  

If I tell you ANYTHING that happens in the episode, I could be giving away the entire thing.  It's hilarious, Jeffrey Tambor guests stars in it and goes golfing with Ari.  Even Tom Brady is in it and he does a good job!  (It hurts me to say that since I'm a Jets fan, but he's a good guy, gotta give him props).  

Just go watch it, you'll laugh at Johnny Drama outdoing Ari by how funny he is in the episode.  Maybe that's why Kevin Dillon got the emmy nom this year and not Jeremy Piven (in all fairness though, Jeremy has won 3 emmys in a row...lucky man).

Overall quick review of Entourage, I am very much enjoying this season.  I think it's the best season behind season 2 (the best season of the show YET).  The only episode I wasn't a huge fan of was the first episode, but so far looking back it was a nice setup to the rest of the season.  I loved the 2nd episode of the season, I still think the best one, maybe not the funniest (that my be week 3) but still great episode.

Should I watch the episode for a 2nd time on demand or Tivo?: I already did this morning, so I don't see why not, it's short enough.

Until next week of HBO SUNDAY.........

G.I. Joe: Rise of the Cobra Review

So...I decided on a Thursday night at midnight, when I tend to get bored, to go see the Midnight showing of the G.I. Joe movie.  Mind you, my expectations are low for this movie, the trailer kinda looks like shit, and the cast isn't anything special (which is fine, it's nice sometimes during a film when the cast isn't a bunch of big name actors).  

My one real reason I went to the midnight show to see this movie...Sienna Miller.  Throughout the entire movie, she looks fantastic, including a scene where they are surrounded by ice and snow and she still shows the goods.  I can make fun how it doesn't make sense how one would not cover up in freezing temperatures...but I have much more to say.

Now I understand this film was made to be a typical loud, special effects driven popcorn flick and it's not supposed to be the next Schindler's List, but at the same time, if the story is weak and doesn't get much help from the actors or anything else for that matter...it's hard to be entertained.  

This film does not do much for originality other than the title.  G.I. Joe takes several ideas/concepts from some fun movies I have and maybe you have well enjoyed including: Iron Man, X-Men 2, Star Wars Episode 1, and yes, Zack & Miri Make a Porno.  The ridiculous suits, a knockoff of Iron Man.  Some of the evil characters in the film are being controlled to do evil things by this substance the main villain has created and distributed to them, remember in X-Men 2 when General Striker was giving his mutants that one liquid drop on the back of their necks to control them?  Same concept.  There is an underwater water base similar looking to the place where Jar-Jar Binks came from in Star Wars.  And for those who are thinking, "How the fuck could this be similar to Zack & Miri Make a Porno"?  I'm going to tell you, it's quite funny actually.  In Zack & Miri, the apple guy, Justin Long, changes his voice and makes it this deep, distinguished voice which is hilarious.  Especially when he is saying the most ridiculous things, including: "You better shut your mouth or I'm gonna fuck it." and "I will be your Sherpa up the mountain of gayness."  Now when you watch this villain talk, wearing this mask, seems a little flamboyant and put this in your head, it's hilarious.  And it doesn't help the cause of the film.

One of the major problems I have with movies like this is when the good guys have this amazing power or ability (in order to be a G.I. Joe you have to be the best of the best of the best of the best of the best etc etc) and a couple of bad guys break into their main base and get away?  Not believable.  I'm sorry, it's ridiculous that  Sienna Miller can be running around WITHOUT any body armor or any protection from bullets and CANNOT get hit by ANY G.I. JOE and she is running around in plain sight.  The good guys can kill the people all covered in crazy body armor, but not the ones who are most vulnerable.  I understand it's to help keep the bigger characters of the story involved more, but it should be done differently.  

The movie is about 2 hours, about halfway through I was writing on my facebook and twitter freaking out about how bad the movie was and how hot Sienna Miller is.  

So my review of the movie: 1.5 Stars out of 5.

Would I recommend seeing this movie?: Absolutely not.

Would I see this movie again in theaters?: Nope, not a chance.  Not even for free.

Would I buy this on Blu-ray?:  With the special effects and this would be an ideal blu-ray purchase, I WOULD NOT BUY IT.

Would I buy this on DVD?:  NOPE.

Would I rent it?: Not even on Netflix where I can get unlimited rentals a month.

Would I watch it on cable?:  I wouldn't, but you can to get your own opinion.

Would I buy the movie poster?:  Generally, I would only buy a movie poster if the movie is amazing and it has an awesome poster to go with it.  BUT, in this case, I would buy one of Sienna Miller, since, I cannot keep stressing how good she looked in that movie.  WOW.